Garbage Town
I live in a slum and not being home makes me fear for my lovely things and my awesome cat and being home makes me fear for myself and makes me lose sleep and I want a bodyguard and I don't want to live in a slum in the middle of nowhere anymore, even though I have excellent neighbours who look out for me.
And I want a deadbolt.
Because what I have right now just doesn't cut it and reminds me of October of 1999 when some penises pried my doorknob off and took all my lovely things and messed up my apartment.
I would like to go home now.
And I want a deadbolt.
Because what I have right now just doesn't cut it and reminds me of October of 1999 when some penises pried my doorknob off and took all my lovely things and messed up my apartment.
I would like to go home now.
posted by Little Hobbit Feet @ 11:02 PM
3 Comments:
At 6:54 PM,
Trillian42 said…
See, this is why you need to move to Maryland. Not that the DC area is exactly crime-free, but Bowie is quite lovely. Plus, we could knit AND game together!
Hugs,
Pam
At 10:36 AM,
Roxy said…
Pam is absolutely right! We'll take care of you, hubby, cat and your lovely things.
Besides, as much as I love Starbucks down here, I'm sure you're a better barrista than a good number of the ones currently working hee hee
Love,
Anne
PS... knit? Did someone say knit?
*drools*
At 10:22 PM,
veritas said…
oh gee. i know a little of how you feel... i use to live across the road from a special place where all the prostitutes and pimps were. it was very loud. my last place i lived in was... an adventure. my neighbours were drug addicts with a little child. hmm... very loud ones at that.
you'll get out of there, i promise...
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